Best Selling We Gonna Party Like Its My Birthday Jesus Blankets

Go america it's your birthday we'gonna party like it's your birthday. We gonna drink a ton a beer and wasted like it's July 4th 1776! The perfect reason to party. Rock this patriotic homage to America this summer and party hard.

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!

I like to party, and by party I mean take naps. Maybe your friends like to party hard, but you like to nap harder. Take some long hard naps with this funny and lazy, napping blanket!

A cute classy sorority blanket featuring a creed for every sorority sister to live by: Dress like Jackie O, Act like Audrey Hepburn and Party like Jay Gatsby. Get your pearls ready because we're going drinking tonight in our finest clothes. This fashionable sorority decor is perfect for any sorority sister who loves to throw the best college party with her sisters and chosen fraternity.

Let's get this true crime party started with this funny, "I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Watch True Crime Documentaries" design! Perfect for a night in binge watching murder documentaries, loving crime shows, Netflix and watching TV!

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

This kawaii blanket features an adorable depiction of Jesus wearing a crown of thorns and the phrase "too kawaii to die", and is perfect for otaku, anime fans, lovers of manga, japanese animation, the bible, christians, nerds, geeks, religious people, and religion! Perfect for church, school, college, university, or just hanging out watching anime with friends! Sugoi!

If your ideal man is like your ideal tea, sweet strong and southern, you're probably from the country! Get a laugh from your country friends with this funny quote about sweet tea and your ideal man, perfect for country girls who are sweat sassy and southern!

Unless it's a nap, it's gonna be a no for me. Show off your laziness and love for napping with this funny and sassy, lazy home decor blanket.

Show this Tiny Tina coffee mug off at your next tea party. Who couldn't love the world's deadliest 13 year old when she says things like "Going to eat so many goddamn crumpets. It's going to be a crumpocolypse." and "Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!" Show that your two loves are vault hunters and unstable thirteen-year-old explosives experts with funny coffee mug. This gamer coffee mug features an illustration of Tiny Tina's Bunny and the phrase "Tiny Tina's Tea Party.

Show off your love of mad stacks of educational paper that gets you drunk on knowledge and high on literature! You may not be going to an actual party any time soon, but there ain't no party like a bookworm party cause a bookworm party is only bound by the limitless boundaries of your imagination!

Jesus has love for all! And yes, even the gays. Celebrate all things love and equality with this heart warming design.

"We did it, we did it joe. You're going to be the next president of the United States" , quote Vice President elect Kamala Harris to President elect Joe Biden. Trump lost, say it again, Trump lost! Trump lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden, We Did it! Show your enthusiasm for your new President and Vice President with this iconic Kamala Harris quote, Kamala and Joe Biden blanket / home decor!

This Freya goddess blanket is perfect for when you wanna hit the club and look like a Norse mythology nerd and feminist at the same time. Featuring an illustration of the Norse goddess Freya and her cat chariot, with the quote "Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club" and the caption Freya: Our Goddess of Love, Sex, Death and Cats. This feminist blanket is perfects for fans of cats, goddess, cat lovers, partying, the club, feminism, sex and mythology.

Being a hero is hard work. It takes years of training and practice to take on the evil that plagues your land. Honestly though Like seems to have the right idea. Getting locked away and sleeping for seven years into adulthood paned out for him pretty well. If it works for him it's gotta work for you. Hit the sack young hero with this Zelda blanket, you got some reflecting to do.

SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH! Inspired by the iconic film Jaws. This "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat" is sure to make you're fellow Jaws geeks lose it. Get this awesome Jaws for your closet today nerd!

When the weekend comes around, where are you going to be? Probably not at a large house party down the street from campus that's for sure. Perhaps you're just a little bit introverted, and now it's your time to kick back after along week of class or work. Books are way cooler anyways, and your cats really know how to party it up on a friday night. Order some pizza, make some coffee, and snuggle up in bed with this cute and comfy blanket.

A little party never killed nobody, but I'm not taking any chances. Snuggle up with a friend, a packet of oreos and netflix. For the person who is sleepier than a pile of kittens: "Sleep forever, party never".

Who doesn't want to party in the ocean with a squid? Get down with pizza, sea monster, and some booty with this illustrative design that is perfect for those who love food, babes, and aquatic stuff.

Community and compassion will bring real change. Share your passion for people over politics with this, "We Are The Ones We Need" colorful, retro flowers design with hand written text.

Everywhere? I haven't been there yet, but it IS on my list of places to visit. Begin your journey to satisfy your want to discover new places and travel the world with this inspiring wanderlust quote that says " I Haven't Been Everywhere But It's On My List". This world traveler blanket is perfect for hiking in the mountains, traveling to foreign countries, buffing out your road trip gear, backpacking across country, camping in the woods, visiting new cities, and fueling your need for adventure!

Maleficent is one bad bitch. Show that your are too with this Sleeping Beauty themed design featuring illustrations of green thorns and purple text reading "Here to Crash Your Party." Every good fairytale needs and evil villain that can turn into a dragon when someone tries to kick her out of her castle.

Knitting: It's not a hobby, it's a post- apocalyptic life skill. When zombies, aliens, nuclear destruction, global warning happens, who will be there to save us from the fallout or freezing temperatures when we can't buy new warm clothes? This blanket design tells everyone that those who knit will save us all with their yarn and knitting hooks.

Express your love of aliens and the supernatural with this hand-drawn comic, extraterrestrial, outer space lover's blanket! Let the world know that you believe in aliens and we are not alone in the universe.

Gender is Like My Location Transient Sahara. Show your love for animal crossing's traveling sales camel Sahara.

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

These cats aren't afraid to get a little wet! After all, what better way to cool off this summer than a little dip in the kitty pool?

Get turnt on the weekend or the weekday at any time of day and eat all the pizza and tacos you want cause you don't give a damn! This cute animal blanket featuring a trash eating raccoon and the phrase "party forever, eat whatever" is perfect for nocturnal party animals & foodies who love eating whatever they want, turning up, and getting wasted, hammered or trashed!

Get turnt on the weekend or the weekday at any time of day and eat all the pizza and tacos you want cause you don't give a damn! This cute animal blanket featuring a trash eating raccoon and the phrase "party forever, eat whatever" is perfect for nocturnal party animals & foodies who love eating whatever they want, turning up, and getting wasted, hammered or trashed!